Posted 15 hours ago
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via: lizbanks
source: perfectlymatched

Tags: #my babies #sob

joala:

a ladybug playing with sprinkles!!!!

the ladybug is trying to eat the sprinkles but they’re too slippery, you assholes!

yeezytaughtme:

  1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
  2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
  3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
Posted 16 hours ago
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via: heytinafey
source: edmarius

Cosmo Tip #71520 

midnitelite:

In the middle of sex, whisper in his ear “there’s power in a king’s blood” then put leeches on his dick

Eric stop.  Stop it Eric.  Stop pretending Megan and Debra even remember who you are anymore.

Eric stop.  Stop it Eric.  Stop pretending Megan and Debra even remember who you are anymore.

Posted 1 day ago
with 377 notes

via: heytinafey

heytinafey:

dreams come true

derailedlight:

remember when snl ruined our lives