May 2012
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hey, who wants to offer me the Bernadette Peters’ broadway recording of Gypsy?
it’s important I need it for a roadtrip!
yes?
Reblog with a photo of you as a child.
anakisa:
dounyapetunia:
danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
leadandparchment
uhm
i’m the one in dark blue with the hair tied up
~why am i doing this~
So fly with them eyebrows.
I’m wearing the same outfit right now.
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Stefon's many midget jokes
Stefon: Human fire hydrants.
Seth: What is a human fire hydrant?
Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass.
Stefon: A party room filled with human bathmats.
Seth: What is a human bathmat?
Stefon: It's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor.
Stefon: And a human parking cone!
Seth: What's a human parking cone?
Stefon: It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
Stefon: No like human suitcases.
Seth: What is a human suitcase?
Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
Stefon: And bond while flying a human kite.
Seth: What is a human kite?
Stefon: It's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
Stefon: Human fire extinguishers.
Seth: What is a human fire extinguisher?
Stefon: It's that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
Stefon: A human boombox.
Seth: What's a human boombox?
Stefon: It's that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
Stefon: Hoombas.
Seth: Hoombas?
Stefon: Human roombas.
Seth: What's a human roomba?
Stefon: It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
Stefon: A hearty salute and a human R2D2.
Seth: I'm sorry, for those of us who don't know, what is a human R2D2?
Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.
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What fandom do you follow me for?
Tell me in my ask. I’m just curious about it.
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Why is the principal in Doug named Mr. Buttsavage...
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I wonder if Julianne Moore cries the same way in real life or is that a special brand of ugly cry she saves just for movies?
“Nobody cares what you think. Once a creation has been put into the world, you...”
– Stephen Sondheim, to Jason Robert Brown (via sundayintheparkwithsondheim)
This will never not be gorgeous.
(via thelittlesondheimthings)
This is so incredibly accurate. Same should be said to an Actor after they’ve just performed. Perfect.
(via unworthyofyourlove)
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scorssese:
i’m glad leo is playing gatsby
he never achieved the american dream the same way leo is never going to win the oscar
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I feel sorry for the future Hogwarts headmasters who have to deal with Snape’s and McGonagall’s portraits arguing over which house is superior while Dumbledore eats lemon drops and eggs them on. How deliciously unbearable those three will be!
bobies:
my favorite pokemon merchandise ever
is this totodile plush
i just
i fuckign
like